The Best Worst Dog Jokes #InternationalJokeDay

The Best Worst Dog Jokes #InternationalJokeDay

Hey there, dog lovers! We've compiled a collection of the finest (and most groan-worthy) dog jokes, puns, and shaggy dog stories just for you. Share these gems with your friends and family and enjoy a hearty laugh (or a reluctant chuckle) together.

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's hard to run in squares!

What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoo-dle.

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on.

How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound.

What’s a dog’s favourite instrument? A trombone.

Why did the scarecrow adopt a dog? Because he needed a bark.

What do you call a dog who is getting older? A grandpaw.

Why did the Dalmatian hide from the cops? He didn’t want to be spotted.

What type of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower.

Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs.

What kind of dog chases anything red? A bulldog.

Why did the dog bring a watch to the vet? Because it had ticks.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle.

Why are dogs bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.

What’s a dog’s favourite city? New Yorkie.

How do you stop a dog from barking in the backyard? Put him in the front yard.

Enjoy sharing these with your fellow dog lovers!

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